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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>GREEN GREEN GREEN. I PINK UP THE PHONE AND SAY “YELLOW.”

Knock knock. 
Who’s there?
Doctor. 

“Perspective is a luxury when your head is constantly buzzing with the swarm of demons.”

always mumford &amp;sons. 
oh and dftba.</description><title>Smileo</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @almostbutnotquite)</generator><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cokeflow.tumblr.com/post/51022443223/a-blind-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-a-table-and-a" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cokeflow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51072913717</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51072913717</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:46:26 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9kn8JaaH1qg8hjxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51072070781</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51072070781</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:28:58 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b90fd5b2d8e6800e8188fa89e86f7d9/tumblr_mn19poBFKw1rmw4qko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51071746959</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51071746959</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:22:12 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6z6f4w8hS1r8cvzdo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51071495884</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51071495884</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:16:54 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltscz7nf2j1qitehyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51071463309</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51071463309</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:16:12 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bemusedlybespectacled.tumblr.com/post/50332086608/if-you-ever-think-mythology-is-boring-or-serious"&gt;bemusedlybespectacled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word &lt;span&gt;ḱerberos, which evolved into the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;greek word kerberos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;ḱerberos means “spotted”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;that’s right&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog &lt;em&gt;spot&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51064952039</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51064952039</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:40:49 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df949f6ce78caf1978f29394dc0c814a/tumblr_mn6hz1q9uK1qjd1y3o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/683f7263bf6549105ad2514c733c2651/tumblr_mn6hz1q9uK1qjd1y3o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea4f881a8d82fd51f3d489e4ca067555/tumblr_mn6hz1q9uK1qjd1y3o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33e30cb98a90af54792faa9efa05a122/tumblr_mn6hz1q9uK1qjd1y3o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f5169020641ea905aaedc8a92ca171b/tumblr_mn6hz1q9uK1qjd1y3o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63a0c852670f7a4e151830d6d3621f8c/tumblr_mn6hz1q9uK1qjd1y3o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51057807895</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51057807895</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:40:06 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s89etX581qf17nzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51057800675</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/51057800675</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:39:49 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac75cf2799dce2abdf296313a2bf6a2e/tumblr_mimyp2OvJm1rwuvuco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1eb0370bcd3f4722e2f0f65212e295ee/tumblr_mimyp2OvJm1rwuvuco2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/82e1954c1018f4dd2011d3b308a81c4e/tumblr_mimyp2OvJm1rwuvuco3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06ece3e649fa59595084bd487877877e/tumblr_mimyp2OvJm1rwuvuco4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50987796076</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50987796076</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:03:24 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>lampsarepeopletoo:

thats just ambiguous enough to write on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zgluIYnu1ro1pfdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lampsarepeopletoo.tumblr.com/post/23173684043/thats-just-ambiguous-enough-to-write-on-every"&gt;lampsarepeopletoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;thats just ambiguous enough to write on every true/false question&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50987416834</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50987416834</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:54:19 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13e9f667e63fa920d856d2c0a56fb281/tumblr_mhrv9tOfq81rkrrrbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50987343425</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50987343425</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:52:29 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loj0wyTrHr1qbcporo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50984714320</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50984714320</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:44:37 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>spotifylistener:


when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spotifylistener.tumblr.com/post/50470147086/when-i-have-a-kid-im-going-to-make-his-middle"&gt;spotifylistener&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50984482252</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50984482252</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:38:16 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>"The heart of man is very much like the sea, it has its storms, its tides and its depths; it has its..."</title><description>“The heart of man is very much like the sea, it has its storms, its tides and its depths; it has its pearls too”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Vincent Van Gogh&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wuthering-heights.tumblr.com/"&gt;wuthering-heights&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50983793418</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50983793418</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:19:34 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lldrjnNaQc1qdwkr8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50983414696</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50983414696</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:08:56 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ff51dcc50b695ed550080f02491ac50/tumblr_mn422oGM5i1qewacoo1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chudobs.tumblr.com/post/50964823681/someone-has-waited-their-entire-life-to-put-that" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;chudobs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50983223855</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50983223855</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:03:26 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9eb2ab9bd1af633a2b251ae4cba60db/tumblr_mjdb09XtHD1qgwqw9o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50982315139</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50982315139</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:36:56 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmwlvJxCk1qacf9jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50981742182</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50981742182</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:19:43 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>thatfunnyblog:

 




“get yo bitch ass back to work”



</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_memz5vw9TA1rx74qko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatfunnystuff.com/post/50954398370/get-yo-bitch-ass-back-to-work-funny"&gt;thatfunnyblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chaystar.net/post/37460342460/strawberryfck-get-yo-bitch-ass-back-to"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meocbrTxxm1rzprq0.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“get yo bitch ass back to work”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50972202094</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50972202094</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 11:22:01 +0530</pubDate></item><item><title>ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohanameansfandom.tumblr.com/post/50901118977/whenever-anyone-argues-against-marriage-equality"&gt;ohanameansfandom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50972028393</link><guid>http://almostbutnotquite.tumblr.com/post/50972028393</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 11:18:18 +0530</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
